I went to Summer school
I make horror props
I did drugs
I didn't get caught

My name is Chainsaw

I need to graduate
That's what my Mother said
A little tiny Tobe Hooper
Lives in my head

My name is Chainsaw

One of my classmates
Is dating the mr. teach
I'd say it's unethical
But I know I'm just a leach

My name is Chainsaw

I wear a trenchcoat
I wear dirty sneakers
The cute girl works at Sears
Thinks that I'm a creeper

My name is Chainsaw

I was voted
Most likely to
Live in my parents basement
Til I'm 42

My name is Chainsaw